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	2002 NORTH CAROLINA STATE FAIR The lovely Joanne, a city girl if there ever was one, milks a cow. A 4-H member who's supposed to be helping doesn't know whether to laugh or cry. My idea of health food. It's a wonder there's anybody left alive in North Carolina. Yes, Virginia, they really do have pig races at the State Fair. The penalty for losing a pig race is pretty stiff.		MacFries, n. pl. (mac-FRIZ) 1. Fast food items best eaten piping hot. Usually start to congeal upon cooling. Often found under the front seat of cars. 2. Slender strips of Macintosh-related ephemera, occasionally satisfying and sometimes not even Mac-related. 3. The part of the Web site where I get to run off at the mouth. Click on the links below to see previous issues of MacFries, or go back to MacFries main page September 14, 2003 Joanne and I visit Shanksville, PA, site of the United Airlines Flight 93 Temporary Memorial. January 9, 2002 On September 11, 2001, Julian Mitchell was working for Goldman Sachs in New York's financial district. This is his first-hand account. back to MacFries main page